In Spain one of the words for girl is chica and my Spanish son-in-law
(sort of) often called our daughter “the chick of his life”, though sadly that
turned out not to be. If he had married her he would have called her my woman (mi
mujer) which is normal usage here and not at all offensive to the wives, as far
as I can tell.
Most of the women in our tiny village are somebody’s woman
and most are not spring chickens. They do have a lot of go though, and keep the
heart of the community beating whilst beating up their men if they are not home
for dinner at nine: you ought to see the bar empty as the dinner hour nears.
On Sunday last we returned to La Fresneda after a weekend of
wine, wandering and song in another village and felt too lazy to go to our own local
espectaculo (variety show). But we did, and it was good.
It started late, surprise, surprise. Still, that gave me a
chance to talk to our sadly deposed mayor and tell him that I hoped that he would
soon be back. He beamed, either because he did not understand my stuttering
Spanish or because he was pleased.
The show started with a beautiful young Mexican woman
playing the violin beautifully: a hard act to follow. Later an old man played
the piano accordion badly, and thought that the laughter was a sign of encouragement
to continue. Our best friend, Dolores, led a troupe who recited, sang and told
jokes that I had no hope of understanding.
All of this was a mere starter for the main act. This was a
play which involved at least ten of the local ladies and two or three men who
may have been ladies dressed up. The scene was a beach somewhere and the plot
was clearly conceived to allow our local ladies to display. I lost the plot
quite early but Margaret (my woman) seemed to understand some of it. Anyway,
the couple who started the sketch were joined in the second act by most of the
women of the village outrageously dressed and dripping with jewellery and glamour.
I barely recognised the friendly lady from the bread shop as she swaggered onto
the stage dragging a dog (toy one) on a leash and twirling an umbrella. I
certainly did not recognise the lady in the brown dress, a dress so tight that
she could not sit down on one seat and had to be offered another. They gushed,
simpered, and really enjoyed their own performance as did the audience, their
men amongst them.
The plot involved a parrot, but was not the dead parrot
sketch from Monty Python. I think it may have been based on that funny story
where a couple are distraught when their dog turns up with the neighbour’s pet
rabbit in its mouth – dirty and dead. They clean it up and surreptitiously
return it to its hutch. Next day their neighbours tell them of their weird experience:
their rabbit had died and they had buried the poor thing in the garden. A few
days later the thing had appeared in its hutch still dead, but very clean.
The ladies arranged the show in order to raise money
for a Spanish charity operating in Africa. We saw a long video on the treatment
of aids, tuberculosis and leprosy in that country and I felt that my five-euro entrance
fee might help, a bit. I hope it does.
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